10 Funniest Desi Halaal Pick-Up Lines Ever

Pakistan is the land of 3rd sexiest men in the world.. but what exactly makes them so sexy & desirable besides their looks? Yep, their mind blowing verbal skills towards females (pun intended). So, here are 10 funniest (cheesiest) pick-up lines by our desi Romeos:

1.     “Mashallah girl.. Allah has blessed you with everything.. except my phone number.”

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OMG!!, You nailed it my man!

2.     “Can I have your number? So I can wake you up on fajr?”

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Yeah sure, that would be great.

3.     “We are like ketchup & fries, perfect for each other.”

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Wow, we are so delicious.

 

4.     “Baby, you’re hotter than garam masala.”

 

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Yeah, try not to get burned.

5.     “Hey girl, can your feet be my children’s jannah?”

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Dude!! Seriously??!

6.     “Girl, are you gulab jamun? Because you are the sweetest.”

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But isn’t that brown??

7.     “Hey girl, I don’t like to brag but my father is a Landlord.”

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Okay, let’s build our own White House.

8.     “My life without you is like a samosa without chutney.”

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Okay but “My life without you is like biryani without raita” would have been more romantic.

9.     “Are you an Islamic loan? Because I don’t understand how you keep saying you have no interest.”

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This is actually hilarous.

10.     “You put the desi in desirable.”

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Thank you. Thank you so much.

Also check out: 5 Funny Habits of Desi Love Birds

2018-08-28T01:03:21+00:00 August 21st, 2018|Categories: Fun, Humor|Tags: , , |

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